acken

(v)  WWII military slang: To be on duty on the Anti-Aircraft guns, known as Ack-Ack.

"I've got another night acken."

mismsg

(v) To send a text message one does not realize has been fubared by the smartphone's autocomplete.

aphink

(n) an aphid that rats on its phriends.

unticksi

(n.) a Russian technique for removing ticks with chilled vodka.

baryl

How far too many of my students spell "barrel."

essially

(adv) Less than essential by explicit intent.

She worked essially on decorating the t-shirts, not really caring that she could be replaced by an eight-year-old with a glitter gun.

bessiat

(n) A prayer candle lit before a predicted snow starts by a child who hasn't studied for a big test the next day.

merawlig

(n). An excuse to create a post to wish everybody a Happy New Year!

havito

(v) To gleefully rip wrapping paper off gifts, done for the sheer pleasure of destroying someone's overly perfect gift-wrapping rather than for seeing the gift inside.