Capturing the Wild Capthcha

Most people come across sufficient captchas in course of participating in on-line life that it's not necessary to hunt the wild ones. However, it has come to our attention that there are times when one requires a captcha and the little devils are in hiding. We have two sure fire ways to get your hands on a capthca and will gladly share them with the world as part of our mission to bring the hidden wisdom of the Great Captcha into the service of humanity

1) Keep trying to comment on blogs until you find one that requires a captcha. Grab the captcha and run.

2) a. Find a book.
    b. Pick two numbers between 1 and 100. Those are your page numbers.
    c.  Average the numbers (add and divide by 2). That is your word number.
    d.  Go to the first page and count to the word that matches your word number, then select the first polysyllabic word. Record the first syllable.
    e. Repeat step d with the second page number. That is your second syllable.
    f. Combine the syllables and you have a Wild Captcha.

Example: from "I Shall Wear Midnight,"Terry Pratchett, 1st ed., 2010, Hardback.

   a.  check
   b. 36, 98
   c. 67
   d. SHEPherding
   e. TifFANny

Wild captcha: shepfan